Phriday Phunnies

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Picture of a colorful clown

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow older — younger!

My only chance to ever have a smoking hot body is cremation!

There’s just no pleasing women. They tell us to “Get lost!” and then they complain when we don’t ask for directions!

At my age, “getting lucky” is defined as entering a room and remembering why I’m there!

My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the “telephone” he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my cellphone and said, “That’s nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!”

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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