Phriday Phunnies

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Picture of a clown

Now can we just admit we may have taken this “Anyone can grow up to be president” thing just a bit too far?

Don’t you just hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they ain’t even seen one of his paintings?

I’m at the age where my mind thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, but my body appears near death.

Do pediatricians take Wednesday afternoons off to play miniature golf?

One convict said to another, “I hear the warden’s daughter married some guy down on Cellblock D and the warden is so angry!” “Because she married a con?” “No. Because they eloped!”

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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