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Now can we just admit we may have taken this “Anyone can grow up to be president” thing just a bit too far?
Don’t you just hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they ain’t even seen one of his paintings?
I’m at the age where my mind thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, but my body appears near death.
Do pediatricians take Wednesday afternoons off to play miniature golf?
One convict said to another, “I hear the warden’s daughter married some guy down on Cellblock D and the warden is so angry!” “Because she married a con?” “No. Because they eloped!”
Aggressive Retirement 