Phriday Phunnies

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Why don’t hedgehogs just share the hedge?

A friend says he and his wife were happy for twenty years. Then they met.

A priest was giving the last rites. “Denounce the devil! Let him know what you think of his evil!” The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still nothing. “Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?” The dying man replied, “Until I know where I’m going, I’m not going to antagonize anyone!”

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.

Don’t anthropomorphize animals; they hate it when you do that!

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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