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Did you realize six out of seven Dwarves aren’t Happy?

People think I go out of my way to annoy them. Actually, it’s not out of my way at all.

A young blonde described her evening to a friend. “After dinner, he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that.” “Smart!” said her friend, approvingly. “Then what happened?” “He kept insisting, and I kept refusing.” “You didn’t weaken, did you?” “Not a bit! We went to his apartment instead. I figured: let his mother worry!”

Isn’t it cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos?

My pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something!

Does anyone else miss slamming the receiver down to terminate an angry phone call? Violently tapping “End Call” just isn’t the same!

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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