Phriday Phunnies

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My New Year’s resolution for 2022 was to lose ten pounds. Only fifteen to go!

When you can’t remember a word, say “I forget the English word for that.” Then people will think you’re bilingual instead of just dumb.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it. – Elbert Hubbard

Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. – Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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