Phriday Phunnies

Stolen from around the web
Image of a clown

One minute you are young and wild…
…The next, you’re into air fryers.

I hear that the government is putting chips into people….
….I hope I get tortilla chips.

Wanna see social distancing?….
….Lend somebody some money.

My favorite way to online shop?….
….I just yell out what I want and wait for an ad to pop up.

The fastest land mammal is….
….a toddler who’s been asked what’s in his mouth.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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