Stolen from around the web

One minute you are young and wild…
…The next, you’re into air fryers.
I hear that the government is putting chips into people….
….I hope I get tortilla chips.
Wanna see social distancing?….
….Lend somebody some money.
My favorite way to online shop?….
….I just yell out what I want and wait for an ad to pop up.
The fastest land mammal is….
….a toddler who’s been asked what’s in his mouth.