Phriday Phunnies

Stolen from around the web
Image of a clown

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

If history truly repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

Why do we give children middle names? So they know when they’re really in trouble!

Why are so many New Yorkers depressed? Because they know that the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!

Sign on my desk in the study: “Retired – Under new management – see spouse for details”

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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