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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
If history truly repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!
Why do we give children middle names? So they know when they’re really in trouble!
Why are so many New Yorkers depressed? Because they know that the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!
Sign on my desk in the study: “Retired – Under new management – see spouse for details”
Aggressive Retirement 