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Instead of saying, “Have a nice day!” try saying, “Have the day you deserve!” and let karma sort it out!
Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.
Sign in a Photographer’s Studio: “Shoot the kids. Hang the family. Frame the wife.”
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a simple case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Good news! The Lego store has reopened. People are lining up for blocks!
Bees are considerably faster than a riding lawn mower.