Phriday Phunnies

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Instead of saying, “Have a nice day!” try saying, “Have the day you deserve!” and let karma sort it out!

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

Sign in a Photographer’s Studio: “Shoot the kids. Hang the family. Frame the wife.”

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a simple case of the pot calling the cattle back.

Good news! The Lego store has reopened. People are lining up for blocks!

Country Wisdom:
Bees are considerably faster than a riding lawn mower.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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