Phriday Phunnies

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Is it OK to pull the bag of wine out of the box and stab a straw in it like it’s a giant adult Capri Sun? Asking for a friend.

Statistics show that, after the age of seventy, there are many more women than men. That’s a helluva time for that to happen!

If money truly is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it at church?

If there’s a tornado, flood, or earthquake predicted, I load my pockets up with bacon. That way, the search dogs will find me first!

I finally figured out how to keep my coworkers from eating my lunch. I put it in a brown paper bag and label it “tofu”.

Country Wisdom

I told my wife that I want to be cremated….
….She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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