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I used to be a people person until people ruined it
My therapist put a half glass of water in front of me, then asked if I was a pessimist or an optimist. I drank the water and told her I was a problem solver.
What if they are not stars, but holes punched into the top of a container so we can breathe?
My emotional support animal is a chicken. Four piece, all dark, with coleslaw and biscuit.
Are you working from home or living at work?
Country Wisdom
Measure twice….
….Cuss once.
Aggressive Retirement 