Phriday Phunnies

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I used to be a people person until people ruined it

My therapist put a half glass of water in front of me, then asked if I was a pessimist or an optimist. I drank the water and told her I was a problem solver.

What if they are not stars, but holes punched into the top of a container so we can breathe?

My emotional support animal is a chicken. Four piece, all dark, with coleslaw and biscuit.

Are you working from home or living at work?

Country Wisdom
Measure twice….
….Cuss once.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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