Phriday Phunnies

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I got a new high score today. Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!

You’ll never find another me. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it is the truth.

Seeking a new job, the blonde appeared for an interview. The boss began by asking about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” She blinked and replied, “Uh, I guess the living one.”

The fact that there’s a ‘Highway to Hell’ but only a ‘Stairway to Heaven’ says a lot about the anticipated traffic.

How old were you when you learned that the Pringles holder on your treadmill is actually for water bottles?

Country Wisdom: My brain has too many tabs open.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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