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I got a new high score today. Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale!
You’ll never find another me. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it is the truth.
Seeking a new job, the blonde appeared for an interview. The boss began by asking about her personality. “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” She blinked and replied, “Uh, I guess the living one.”
The fact that there’s a ‘Highway to Hell’ but only a ‘Stairway to Heaven’ says a lot about the anticipated traffic.
How old were you when you learned that the Pringles holder on your treadmill is actually for water bottles?
Country Wisdom: My brain has too many tabs open.
Aggressive Retirement 