Stolen from the web
I wondered how I could get my husband to address Christmas cards, as I had so many other things to do. I arranged everything, pulled up a chair, and said, “Come on, Dear, let’s get these out of the way.” He glanced at the array on the table, turned away, went to his desk, and returned moments later with a stack of cards, addressed, sealed, and stamped. “They’re last year’s,” he explained. “I forgot to mail them. Want to go out for dinner?”
I always wanted a wrap to wear over my winter dresses, so I was pleased to open the present from my sister and find a white-and-silver shawl. That evening I told her, “I love it! I wore it all day.” She said, “Oh No! That’s a Christmas tree skirt!”
I really love exercising! I get to meet so many new and amazing people. Yeah, they are usually paramedics, but still new and amazing people.
Just because a guy says he’ll do something is no reason to remind him every six months.
When your wife starts a sentence with “When you get a chance…” just go ahead and start puttin’ your shoes on. She means now.
Aggressive Retirement 