Phriday Phunnies

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I wondered how I could get my husband to address Christmas cards, as I had so many other things to do. I arranged everything, pulled up a chair, and said, “Come on, Dear, let’s get these out of the way.” He glanced at the array on the table, turned away, went to his desk, and returned moments later with a stack of cards, addressed, sealed, and stamped. “They’re last year’s,” he explained. “I forgot to mail them. Want to go out for dinner?”

I always wanted a wrap to wear over my winter dresses, so I was pleased to open the present from my sister and find a white-and-silver shawl. That evening I told her, “I love it! I wore it all day.” She said, “Oh No! That’s a Christmas tree skirt!”

I really love exercising! I get to meet so many new and amazing people. Yeah, they are usually paramedics, but still new and amazing people.

Just because a guy says he’ll do something is no reason to remind him every six months.

When your wife starts a sentence with “When you get a chance…” just go ahead and start puttin’ your shoes on. She means now.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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