Phriday Phunnies

Stolen from the web
Image of a clown

Procrastination is the only project I’ve started on time.

Note to self: When stopped at the DUI roadblock and the officer asks for your license and registration, don’t ask him to hold your beer next time.

“Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until it’s no longer important to you.”

The first-time father was determined to be a good Dad. As his new family headed out the hospital door, he asked, “So, tell me, nurse, what time should we wake this little guy in the mornings?”

If you haven’t done stupid things while young, you’ll have nothing to laugh about when you’re old.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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