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My wife asked me why I speak so softly inside the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed…
I wish my life had background music like the movies so I could tell what was going to happen next.
I always keep several get-well cards on the mantel so when unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think I’ve been sick and unable to clean.
I seek patience instead of strength, because if I get strength I’ll need bail money as well.
Thought for the day: Fate whispers to the Warrior, “You cannot withstand the storm.” The Warrior whispers back, “I am the storm.”