Phriday Phunnies

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Image of a clown.

My wife asked me why I speak so softly inside the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed…

I wish my life had background music like the movies so I could tell what was going to happen next.

I always keep several get-well cards on the mantel so when unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think I’ve been sick and unable to clean.

I seek patience instead of strength, because if I get strength I’ll need bail money as well.

Thought for the day: Fate whispers to the Warrior, “You cannot withstand the storm.” The Warrior whispers back, “I am the storm.”

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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