Phriday Phunnies

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75% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can’t pronounce it.

I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday…I don’t know, I breathed a lot, probably got angry with someone…sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think? If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I’d ask my dog.

I started a new workout routine, doing crunches twice a day. In the morning, I do Cap’n and in the afternoon, I do Nestle’s!

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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