Phriday Phunnies

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When I see ads on TV with a happy, smiling housewife using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds she is on.

I hate it when I go to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get…well, you know…Double Stuffed Oreos.

Me, sobbing, “I can’t see you anymore. I won’t let you hurt me again!” Trainer, “That was one sit-up. You only did one sit-up!”

I’ve made it to the age where I can’t remember if I just took the ibuprofen or I still need to.

Every C in the phrase ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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