Phriday Phunnies

Stolen from around the web
Image of a clown

Some days I wish more people were fluent in silence

Well! Well! Well! If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean someone’s not out to get me.

Never give your printer a hint that you are in a rush. It can smell fear.

A pirate developed some spots on his arm. After his doctor examined him, he said, “Good news. They’re benign.” The pirate answered, “No way, Doc. I counted eleven!”

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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