Stolen from around the web
OK, I’m ready to stop complaining about winter and start complaining about spring.
Some days I hate it when I go out in public and the public is there.
Website: “We use cookies to improve our performance.” Me: “Same.”
Why do drugstores make the sick customers walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Yes, I married my wife for her looks…just not the ones she’s giving me lately.
Aggressive Retirement 