Phriday Phunnies

Stolen from around the web
Image of a clown

OK, I’m ready to stop complaining about winter and start complaining about spring.

Some days I hate it when I go out in public and the public is there.

Website: “We use cookies to improve our performance.” Me: “Same.”

Why do drugstores make the sick customers walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Yes, I married my wife for her looks…just not the ones she’s giving me lately.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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