Phriday Phunnies

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Whenever you feel your job is useless, remember this: somebody installs turn signals in BMWs!

My therapist says I’m a narcissist. A great, important, and very special narcissist!

Yesterday, the boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” But today, when I showed up in my Ghostbusters costume, she fired me!

“Mom, am I wearing too much make-up?” “It depends. Are you planning to kill Batman?”

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people …but none of them work.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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