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Confidence is that feeling you sometimes get when you don’t fully understand the situation.

Wife: “What do you plan to give me for our 25th anniversary?” Husband: “A trip to Paris.” Wife: “Wow! How about our 50th?” Husband: “I pick you back up.”

For a very short time, I was the youngest person on Earth.

I purchased a Senior’s GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get there, but why I wanted to go there in the first place.

The Geezer’s Paradox: You don’t become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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