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Confidence is that feeling you sometimes get when you don’t fully understand the situation.
Wife: “What do you plan to give me for our 25th anniversary?” Husband: “A trip to Paris.” Wife: “Wow! How about our 50th?” Husband: “I pick you back up.”
For a very short time, I was the youngest person on Earth.
I purchased a Senior’s GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get there, but why I wanted to go there in the first place.
The Geezer’s Paradox: You don’t become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.
Aggressive Retirement 