Category Archives: Humor

As the dog said to the cat…

Stolen from around the web During one busy court session, the judge passed a note to his clerk: “Blind on right side. May be falling. Please call someone.” The understandably alarmed clerk made a quick phone call and then whispered to the judge, “Paramedics are on the way!” The puzzled judge pointed to a saggingContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web One minute you are young and wild……The next, you’re into air fryers. I hear that the government is putting chips into people….….I hope I get tortilla chips. Wanna see social distancing?….….Lend somebody some money. My favorite way to online shop?….….I just yell out what I want and wait for anContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web A wise man once told his wife….….NOTHING, because he was a wise man. Parenting is a lot getting up….….once you’ve sat down. When this virus is all over….….I still want some of you to stay away from me. I still can’t believe that some people’s survival instincts….….made them grab toiletContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web It’s pretty wild that we used to eat cake….….after someone had blown on it. I need a leaf-blower….….but for people. Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid 19…or does that only work for climate change? I’m sorry I’m late….….I got here as soon as I wanted to.Continue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web Did you ever notice the older we get, the more we’re like computers? We start out with lots of memory and drive, then we become outdated, crash at odd moments, acquire errors in our systems and need to have parts replaced. Moses and his flock were at the Red Sea,Continue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web Mary Clancy went to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service in tears. He said, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” Mary said, “Oh, Father, I have terrible news. My husband Edgar passed away.” Father O’Grady consoled her, “Oh, Mary. That’s terrible! Did he have a last request?” “Aye, that heContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cats. She said it rang a bell but wasn’t sure if it was there or not. For years, John wanted a boat but frugality won out …until the day he read the obituary of his high-schoolContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web My New Year’s resolution for 2022 was to lose ten pounds. Only fifteen to go! When you can’t remember a word, say “I forget the English word for that.” Then people will think you’re bilingual instead of just dumb. In these days, a man who says a thing cannot beContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”

Stolen from around the web A blonde complained to her friend, “It was terrible at the movies last night! I had to change seats five times.” “Why? Did some guy bother you?” “Yeah. Eventually.” When my kids text me “plz” because it’s shorter than “please,” I text back “no” because it’s shorter than “yes!” JoeContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”