Stolen from around the web ~ Most people who don’t know where they’re going in life are already there. ~ My only complaint about censorship is . ~ Does everybody know how much I don’t lake typos? ~ The person who invented AutoCorrect had way too much free time on his hats. The doorbell rangContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
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Phriday Phunnies
Stolen from around the web A buddy and I were discussing former lovers. He said he once broke-up with a girl because she had an incurable speech impediment. I said, “I’m shocked. I’ve never known you to be prejudiced. What was her problem?” He said, “She couldn’t say ‘yes’!” —————————– Actual Audio Excerpts From PoliceContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Phriday Phunnies
Stolen from around the web The new elementary school counselor was eager to help her pupils in any way possible so, when she noticed a girl standing all alone during recess while the other children played soccer far away, she asked the girl if she was all right. “I’m fine, thank you.” But the girlContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Phriday Phunnies
Weekly chuckles stolen from the web Two psychologists met at their twentieth college reunion. One looked much older than the other. The older-looking one asked, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems all day, every day, for years on end, wears me down.” The younger-looking one looked incredulous. “You listen?” A dog ran intoContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Phriday Phunnies
Weekly chuckles stolen from the web After years of analysis, a psychiatrist asked her multiple-personality patient, “So? Do you feel like you’re cured?” She replied, “Absolutely. We’ve never felt better! “My life sucks. I loaned a guy ten grand so he could get plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like! TwoContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Phriday Phunnies
A weekly dose of chuckles to end the week A nervous flyer was airborne when the cabin lights started to flicker. He mentioned it to a flight attendant, who said, “I’ll take care of it.” Moments later, the lights went out completely. Clearly she’d solved the problem by turning off the lights. The passenger besideContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Phriday Phunnies
A weekly dose of chuckles to end the week. “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night! I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and all dancing in a row.” His psychiatrist said, “That doesn’t sound so bad.” “Oh, yeah? IContinue reading “Phriday Phunnies”
Captain Kirk
It would have been so much cooler if Shatner had worn the yellow shirt and communicator…
Aggressive Retirement 