Stolen from around the web
When Peters learned he was fired, he asked the human resource manager, “I’ve been with this firm for a long time; may I have a letter of recommendation?” The human resource manager agreed and said, “Give me a minute.” Soon, Peters had his letter: “Jonathan Peters worked for our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very satisfied.”
A mineral dealer tried to sell me a piece of stone from Ireland that had been kissed by St. Patrick but when I looked underneath, it said “Made in China.” Obviously, it was a sham rock!
My doctor says I have an inferiority complex …but just not a very good one.
Evidently, sound travels far slower than I was taught. The things I told my kids when they were teenagers didn’t reach them until they were in their 30s!
Is it even possible to have purposelessness as a goal?
(Coming next week—Dad jokes to annoy your kids/grandkids.)
Aggressive Retirement 