Random thoughts from an aggresssively retired thoughtful impish independent conservative libertarian curmudgeon.
Marriage counselor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?” Husband: “To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “To.” “To, who?” “That’s ‘to whom’!”
Isn’t it ironic that procrastination is something that you can do immediately?
People who raise poultry are literally chicken tenders.
What’s the best way to comfort an English teacher? “They’re, there, their.”
Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon. View more posts
Aggressive Retirement