Phriday Phunnies

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I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cats. She said it rang a bell but wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

For years, John wanted a boat but frugality won out …until the day he read the obituary of his high-school buddy, Ted. “Life is short,” thought John, and that day bought his boat. The next day, another classmate phoned. “Sad, wasn’t it? You know: Ted’s boating accident.”

“Did you behave yourself in church today, Little Suzi?” “Yes, Mommy. A nice man offered me a plate full of money and I said, ‘No, thank you’!”

There are three kinds of service: good, cheap and fast — but you can only have two because good cheap service isn’t fast; good fast service isn’t cheap; and fast cheap service isn’t good!

Today’s work from home tip: Blowing on the wine in the mug will convince your zoom meeting that your tea is hot.

Published by barnberry

Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.

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