Stolen from around the web
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… so she hugged me.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
I thought growing old would take longer.
The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
Published by barnberry
Well over aged 60 (well, OK, a lot more than that...) father of one outstanding young woman, unworthy husband of the most patient and talented woman in the world, retired small business owner, lover of all the wrong foods, political junkie and resident of NH. A conservative with a libertarian streak, and a thoughtful, impish, dedicated curmudgeon.
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